while i was working

SIIHPAALIWAA!!!-Battle cry.  Real meaning hush hush.

 

Mike's pokemon.  Mike-a-mon if you will

 

Parabola Shaped thingies-a curved line, a penis, a vagina, a pickle...

more to come

I giggled. Really hard
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Wha ha ha ha! No one can stop me and my precious hurricane!"

..




"Mr. President. I'm afraid that Rita is more powerful than we thought."








"o rly? How so?"








"It appears she has powered herself up to a catagory five and is proceeding to take over the lower region of the united states."








"Ha ha ha ha! Soon the Unites States shall belong to me!"










"..."








"Mr President?..."








"Send in the Power Rangers"








*Power Rangers Theme*









"Good luck, Rangers"








"What?! The Power Rangers?!"








Red Ranger: "Alright guys! Let's stop this witch!"




Rest: "Right!"















"You won't beat me and my hurricane!"








"Hurricane?"














"WTF?"







"Use your Dragonzord!!"







"I likes Dragonzord."







"ROOOOOOAAARRRRZZZ!!!!11one!1"







"Oh noes!"







"Mr. President I believe we are winning!"












"I can't watch!!!"







"Ha Ha, Dragonzord is no match for my Category 5 Hurricane!"








"I believe in you, Power Rangers."














"R-ROARZ! Dragonzord can't take anymore!"








"Shall we evacuate the Gulf Coast Mr. President?"







"No. No. Wait until the Power Rangers unleash their weapons of mass destruction."







"But sir, wouldn't that still cost us thousands of lives?"








"Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?"







"Ready to give up the United states to me?!?"







"..."







"Well, are you?"







"..."








"...???"







"..."






"...???!!!"







"..."






"...?!?!?!!!"








Cheney: "No."







"NO!!!"







"Only I can sentence the citizens of Texas to death."








"Send all available troops to the Gulf Coast immediately to assist the Power Rangers."








"Sir, everyone's fighting Iraq right now."








"Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?"







Red Ranger: "Crap, we're all doomed"









"Sergent, lik, what's the status?"








Sergent: "Seems like the hurricane is approaching. The Power Rangers deployed their Megazord by the coast, sir."








"Oh Snapz! Megaz0rz Go!!!"















"Sir, is the Megazord enuff?"










"You underes...under-est...und...undesti...condemn teh Power Ranj0rz? You sir are stripped of your rank!"
















Red Ranger: "Alright guys. Let's tame this hurricane!"








"Not so fast, Rangers! Goldar! Go and protect my hurricane!"









"I like gooooooooooooold."


















*Who0o0o0o0o0o0o0osh*









"May god save America...!"








Bush: "g2g brb"









All: "The president is LEAVING?"










"George Bush doesn't care about Black Rangers!"






"Hekllo, where da hell did he go?"







Later that day...




ZORDON: "RANGERS!, Some idiot has brokin in the lab, and I don't What is going on now!!"..


"wtf!?"


Then..





Hey guys!



All in Megazord: "Who the heck?!"
Tommy!??


Tommy:Wtf?,I'm right here!!




"...?!?!?!!!"


"Sup dudes..its me!"




"Wtf is going on here?."





Bush:"Ultra White House MegaZord Transform!"




"wtf?!"

"Wtf?!"

"WTF?!"

"WTF?!"

"WTF?!"

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"Rawwr!"



TO BE CONTINUED!

i give you....rofl waffles

(and what's worse is i can't believe that people are actually bidding on these, what in the blue fuck?)

You Are Subversion!
You are systematic and secretive. Sometimes even very calculating. Most everyone trusts you but they have no idea what really goes on in your head. You are capable of being nice or mean, whatever a situation calls for. You look out for #1.

What Naughty My Little Pony Are You?

Chucks

What kind of shoe are you?

yeap. bored. i think i might go back to sleep.

room mates officially out on the 29th. christi, you can come in the second half of the day on the 29th and all day on the 30th. huzzah!

i'm so freakin excited for this weekend it isn't even funny. I get to:

-see the love of my life that i've been missing with a vicious fierceness (3 weeks is just too long)
-hang out with my tiny friend valerie who is my lesbian lover on tuesdays (but only tuesdays)
-Go to starscape where there's going to be a zero percent chance of rain (not like last year where we all crowded into the art tent to get out of the rain for a while). I also found out today that i'm going to be promoting so i'm getting in for free (*that* is a huge load off)
-go to a gay pride march up in baltimore and see ru paul (mebbe)

and much much more!

oh yeah and christi, my room mates have their lease, as soon as the new place fixes the carpet they're going to sign it and we'll have a move in date for you (yay!)

i'm all insanely homesick right now for some reason. i wasn't lying when i said i didn't feel well (i do indeed have a headache, my tummy hurts, and i can't stop coughing) but i'm also...lonely i guess. although that doesn't really fit what it is. i kinda feel like i'm slipping back to where i was when i was about to graduate. and my buoy keeping me from falling back into that is 300 miles away and sleeping.

gah. this is probably just a combination of headache and coming home to a sleeping house talking, i'll be fine in the morning.

Xian, i love you, i miss you terribly right now. meet me in Montauk k?

I found it! i thought it had been taken down everywhere! joy joy joy joy
trust me, watch it through the start of the music atleast

Shpongle-Flash Back

today is so hot and lazy, and to think it's almost over. I feel like i'm accomplishing so little these days, sure i go to class but sometimes i really feel like my business is just some weird facade, like i'm doing so much shit and yet i feel like i'm not really getting anything done. On a happier note i finished madeline l'engle's "an acceptable time" last night. great story but my god, she's definately not the world's best dialogue writer. but my god how that woman can turn a description. it really makes me remember why i loved her so much as a kid. next on my agenda: phantom of the opera. that is if i can wrestle it away from jen. if not, i'll find something in my stacks, maybe i'll read all those lit assignments that i've been bullshitting my way through the past two years.

and now just some random thoughts i've had throughout the day:

-Gas prices...uhg. this is someone i know that everyone is complaining about these days and i'm no different. I just paid 10 bucks for a quater tank of gas. luckily, with as little driving as i'm doing right now that should last me a week and a half, and i could stretch it out farther if i started taking the silver shuttle to campus instead of driving to the commuter lot. But still, do these prices seem rediculous to anyone else? atleast we're not to the point of daily gas rations yet, although somehow i don't see today's corperate america getting to that point. meh.

-"The Wells Curse." Since i was about 6 years old, my dad has always blamed certain things about he and myself to my family heritage. always being late or early, never on time; perpetual laziness; procrastination; and the tendancy to gain a spare tire around the middle as we age. I can't help but wonder...what kind of people were my ancestors if this is truely our curse? and if it is our curse how in the hell did my dad grow up on a working (and profitable) farm? and these traits, are they something i learned because my father told me they were my cross to bear or were they his rationale for my having those traits? and why is it the only "curse" that i gained from my mother's side of the family (the favereaus) was oversized breasts with over sensitive nipples?

-Self awareness. when i was little, i was completely oblivious to the way that i was perceived by others. As I grew into adolesence people's oppinions of me was all i could think about. After i reached the age of 16 (and had my first hit of halucinogenic substance) that went away again. In the past two years i've noticed it creeping back in again until as of late i've been almost to the point of paranoia. i seriously want to yell at everyone i meet "look, this isn't me, i got over this." and yet that would just be perpetuating my serious wonder and concern for what other people think about me. gah. i really think that this whole resurgence is a remnant of what happened between brandi, james, shawn, and i. you know, i could write a whole essay on this but i think i'll spare you all.

-Sleep. I don't think i'd ever slept so much until i got to college. In high school sure, i enjoyed the occasional nap but i could keep bouncing along without one. now it seems no matter now late, or how much i sleep i'm still exhausted. i need to start getting more exercise. (which i will be! i'm so dorkily stoked to have leslie helping me out on friday it isn't even funny. probably because for one i've never had instruction like this before, and for another thing i'm comforable with leslie, which means i'm not going to do something stupid like push myself or be embarassed about what i can and can't do. woot.)

i decided today was a good day to sleep in and take my second and final absence from my theatre class. oh god how i love sleep. loooove it.

on a happier note my refund check came in this week. it looks like i'm going to be able to eat this week. yay! alright it's not as dire as i make it out to be but i would feel a hell of a lot better if i actually had a steady job right now. subbing at mendenhall once every couple of weeks isn't a bad gig but it's only going to weild like a 50$ pay check. *sigh* there go my summer plans. I'm really looking forward to graduating and possibly having a nice 9-5 (or 7-6 as it'll probably end up) that pays me atleast enough to support myself, and ideally enough to support myself and start saving money to pay off debts.

i think it's about time for me to run off and be productive.

so yeah. sitting at work for once. i'm full of subway steak and cheese. mmm steak and cheese.

random little life updates:

1)...and on this day the 7th day of june of our (foamy) lord (and master)'s year 2005, the god of coolant reached his chilly hand down and said "let there be freon!" and suddenly there was a mighty draft from the once scortching land of the air ducts, and the people of kingston E4 rejoiced. (in otherwords they fixed my Air conditioning today. hell yes!)

2) that whole retarded little theatre scene i've been working on all week was performed today. yeah, apparently everyone else took the assignment a lot more seriously than we did. they had props and sets and costumes and whatnot. we had a ball and a teddybear. oh well, atleast this shit is over now yay!

3) did i mention i'm full of steak and cheese? mmmm.

4)i cut my finger cleaning a pair of scissors with an alcohol pad. i am so teh smart.

5) Sleep. I want sleep. I adore sleep. Maybe i'll get sleep tonight seeing as my apartment is nice and comfortable again.

i could probably come up with more bullshit but i think that's enough for now.

you know, i can see this random spouting off at the mouth thing becoming a habit. now it's time to go fill out a survey.

So after much pestering and "you should get a live journal" from christi and leslie and various other people i've succumbed. Aren't you all thrilled? I knew you would be.

So uhm yeah. hi.